Heads up! I’m about to call all snack bad & unhealthy, so don’t take it personal. Just get the message 🙂
You know what a fat person shouldn’t do? have a snack!
April 25, 2017
Work it out!
25April
April 8, 2017
Characteristics of being fat
08April
Fat: (of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh.
Here are a couple of things you’d find common to a couple of fat people
April 6, 2017
I should’ve snubbed Boro’s call
06April
One of my latest financial regrets is the phone I got on Saturday. Well, because of my consistence in losing my phones in buses, cabs and keke’s, I’ve resorted to putting my phone in my bag instead of my pocket. I don’t know how it happened but on my way home yesterday, I reached for my phone in my bag and the next thing I saw was the call timer reading, I didn’t even...
March 10, 2017
The Jigsaw Puzzle
10March
To Jerusalem, Daughter of the Lord! In science, it’s said that there is no such thing as empty space, even if we can’t see anything with our natural eyes, some matter no matter how minute is occupying it. Due to the shape similarity of most pieces of the jigsaw puzzle, one can randomly put all the pieces together to complete the puzzle in no time, but the gag is, when you look at the completed...
February 7, 2017
Weighing weights
07February
The word of God encourages us to strip off weights in Heb 12: 1, and while we all agree we need to strip off weights to focus on our journey with christ, we most times aren’t able to.
January 19, 2017
Trying too hard
19January
My NYSC call-up letter was released today; I was posted to Abuja. At this point, I think I’m basically trying too hard to be upset about it. Do I want Lagos? Yes, Off-course. Do I want to miss part of my January and February Salary? No! Am I going to miss working like a robot for three weeks(probably four because of the extra running around for registration after CAMP)? Yes!!!
December 31, 2016
2016 in review: God is too glorious!
31December
To many, 2016 was a horrible or miserable year, but genuinely, I can’t relate to that. God basically carried me on his wings all through this year and we soared from Glory to Glory. If you’ve watched GOT S06, 2016 was basically the scene where Daenerys was on her dragon, flying far above the war and turmoil. Also, 2016 included some occasional breathe of fire down on all my enemies. I...
October 8, 2016
It’s been four months
08October
Questionnaire: It’s been four months since you left social media. How do you survive? Don’t you miss all the fun things on Social Media? All those funny pictures and videos?
Douglas:
Questionnaire: So what do you do for fun?
Douglas: I work.
August 21, 2016
Connecting the dots looking backward
21August
Again, you can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards… -Steve Jobs Sometime in June, I begun writing this article that I planned to post in the future and reference that I wrote it in the past with faith. In retrospect, I think it was a bit braggadocios because in this article I would talk about how I had seen all the ‘dots’ of the...
July 30, 2016
You’ll be hungry from now on
30July
This week has been a roller coaster of emotions for me for all the wrong reasons. I had let myself worry about a stupid ‘want’ while standing at the pinnacle of blessings, where God has placed me.