Graduate Problems:
These are problems you only have because you graduated.
You wouldn’t have these problems if you spilled or splashed, didn’t have the money to complete your school fees, were sick and couldn’t complete your final semester, were broke and died of starvation.
‘this clearance is just the worst! so stressful these guys are just making us run around, my legs hurt so bad, Urgh!!!’
-It’s definitely better that the hassle of spill over registration.
‘These freaking scams!!!!!! one lost pager of 300 level 15,000 naira+ 5,000 alumni+ 3,500 project fee+extras! Unbelievable!’
-That’s a small price compared to the 70-100% of school fees(700,000+) to be paid for just a few units next session if I spilled.
‘OMG! from UNdergraduate to UNemployed, no more monthly allowance *sobs*’
-That also means you’re free to explore you passion and creativity and be rewarded for it!
‘NYSC for one year, Argh!!!!!! what did I do to deserve this?’
-Well if you’re talking about being a graduate, you did not actually. God made it all possible.
‘Now I’m broke! shit!’
-You cannot blame your inadequacy to be financially competent on Gods blessing of making you graduate on time!
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over 500 people(CU statistics for the average amount of people that didn’t graduate in 2016) are praying they were in your shoes now,so SHUTUP AND BE GRATEFUL! .
