Oh beautiful hotel impossible the one good spot to go and forget all your sorrows, trust me they offer the best services in town, they even have branches in every town.
the luxury menu includes “it doesn’t matter”, “why try when you can ignore”, “waiting is for losers” and their famous duo of main course and appetiser “God’s time was during bible times” and “Quit waiting for God”.
Trust me because i have enough experience ,staying there will definitely numb all your problems,and that’s just it!, and like anesthesia it would wear off,the pain would set in and the problems will fill the position they once held. A lot of folks have lodged in hotel impossible, for days,weeks and even years .Some have refused to leave because that seems to be their only place of comfort,some have even lodged in the church previously but got no result so they decided to try this famous hotel.
So permit me to serve you something from a special menu today,it’s a sneak peak of a home of perfect peace ,joy and happiness free from trouble, from this menu I’ll like to offer you
Luke 1:37 and Luke 18:27
**Luke 1:37: For with God nothing shall be impossible.
Luke 18:27: And he said,The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.**
I’ll like you to take your time to digest this meal because this is going to change everything,are you sick,financially down,heart broken,disappointed,continuously disappointed ,rejected ,ashamed,insulted? And you feel forgetting about it is better than trying to change what already exist? God is offering you a home not a temporary “hotel” far away from hotel impossible a place of perfect peace, he promises to help you get through all you’re going through (1 Cor 10:13).
All you need to do is pack your bags and leave, step out and hail for the bible cab, a sweet ride of the word of God will take you to where God wants you to be,don’t fight it,don’t rethink it stand up and go.
